by: mumu

天气骤凉

鞋子上面开始有鞋带儿了

可是我不会系鞋带儿！！

于是

走着走着一低头 左边儿鞋带儿开了…

走着走着一低头 右边儿鞋带儿开了…

走着走着一低头 两边儿鞋带都开了… …

再加上近日鼻炎又犯鼻涕横流

_<!!!!

每当我趁人不注意偷偷蹲下身来系鞋带的时候

就仿佛听到炸酱面师兄在我背后喊

“小徐！你是智障儿童园里溜出来的么？！”

AI-generated translation.

The weather suddenly turned cold.

My shoes have started coming with shoelaces again.

But I do not know how to tie shoelaces!!

So then

I’d be walking along, look down, and the left shoelace would be undone…

I’d be walking along, look down, and the right shoelace would be undone…

I’d be walking along, look down, and both shoelaces would be undone… …

And on top of that, my rhinitis has been acting up lately and my nose keeps running.

_<!!!!

Whenever I secretly crouch down to tie my shoelaces while no one is noticing,

I can practically hear Senior Zhajiangmian yelling behind me:

“Xiao Xu! Did you escape from a kindergarten for special-needs kids?!”