by : MuMu

1. 董大夫给GR把脉，完了说她该运动

GR：我最讨厌运动了

D大夫：那也得动！

GR：我最讨厌运动了！！

D大夫：那也得动！！

GR：我最讨厌运动了！！！

D大夫：那也得动！！！

。。。

GR：我就想不出一样喜欢的运动

D大夫：在床上滚来滚去总可以吧#@#

GR眼前一亮：这个运动我喜欢～

p.s.： 然后本木想到即将在芙蓉里的大床可以随意滚来滚去就默默的high翻了天。。。

2.

mu：那我喜欢干啥呢

wan：犯2

mu：还有呢

wan：犯懒

mu：还有呢

wan：犯病

。。。

3.

某天早起赶论文脑袋晕晕乎乎手机没有锁，七点多时火星来电。。。

火星：怎么了？

mu：啊。。。什么怎么了？

火星：你给我打电话干啥？

mu：啊。。。我没有呀。。。

火星：滚！打了好几个！！！那么早把我们都吵醒了！

mu：呃。。。可能是键盘没锁误拨过去了。。。

火星：滚！

mu：啊。。。对不起。。我不是故意的。。是不小心的。。。

火星：滚！

mu：真的不是故意的呀，我也不知道键盘没有锁呀。。。

火星：滚！

mu：呃。。。好。。。那我滚了呀。。。

火星：88

然后就果断挂了电话。。。-_-!!!!

4.

上周Liqi归来大家一起追忆过去

期间请某男服务员帮拍合影人多放不下然后他一本正经的说“请大家拥挤一下！”于是大家就拥挤了一下。。。

十年前liqi同学在本本上画了一个罐子

然后自言自语“这是一个古董，它是圆的，长的很像一个梨，它叫 DYL，哈哈哈哈哈～”

p.s.：我给众人讲这个事情，惊奇的发现众人居然都不记得了！！！所以有谁还记得这个事情的请出来佐证一下。。。

5.

有个人吃过各种奇怪的东西，比如长颈鹿肉，因为TA亲戚是动物园长。。。是动物园长。。。动物园长。。。（可怜了我最爱的长颈鹿。。。）

AI-generated translation.

1. Doctor Dong felt GR’s pulse, and afterwards said she needed exercise.

GR: I hate exercise the most.

Doctor D: Even so, you still have to move!

GR: I hate exercise the most!!

Doctor D: Even so, you still have to move!!

GR: I hate exercise the most!!!

Doctor D: Even so, you still have to move!!!

…

GR: I just can’t think of a single sport I like.

Doctor D: Rolling around on the bed should be okay, right #@#

GR’s eyes lit up: That kind of exercise I like～

p.s.: Then Mu silently became wildly excited just thinking about the big bed in Furong where I’d be able to roll around however I wanted…

2.

mu: Then what do I like doing?

wan: Acting dumb.

mu: What else?

wan: Being lazy.

mu: What else?

wan: Being sick in the head.

…

3.

One morning I got up early to work on my thesis, half-dazed, and my phone keypad wasn’t locked. A little after seven, Huoxing called…

Huoxing: What’s wrong?

mu: Ah… what do you mean, what’s wrong?

Huoxing: Why were you calling me?

mu: Ah… I didn’t…

Huoxing: Get lost! You called several times!!! You woke all of us up so early!

mu: Uh… maybe the keypad wasn’t locked and it dialed by mistake…

Huoxing: Get lost!

mu: Ah… sorry… I didn’t mean it… it was an accident…

Huoxing: Get lost!

mu: I really didn’t do it on purpose. I didn’t even know the keypad wasn’t locked…

Huoxing: Get lost!

mu: Uh… okay… then I’ll get lost…

Huoxing: bye-bye

And then the call was decisively hung up… -_-!!!!

4.

Last week Liqi came back and everyone reminisced together.

At one point we asked a male waiter to help take a group photo because there were too many people to fit, and he said very seriously, “Please all squeeze together a little!” So everyone squeezed together a little…

Ten years ago classmate Liqi drew a jar in a notebook.

Then he said to himself, “This is an antique. It’s round, and it looks a lot like a pear. It’s called DYL, hahaha～”

p.s.: I told this story to everybody and was shocked to discover that no one remembered it anymore!!! So if anyone still remembers it, please come out and testify…

5.

There is a person who has eaten all kinds of strange things, such as giraffe meat, because that person’s relative is a zoo director… a zoo director… a zoo director… (my beloved giraffes, poor things…)