by: MuMu

木：云！我认识一个人跑去四川做大熊猫志愿者了~每天喂熊猫打扫粪便神马的。。。

云：挺好的，不过熊猫这种动物其实该绝种的，太懒惰，非常不符合优胜劣汰的自然法则。

木：然后说熊猫特别萌！他们睡觉是拿肚子趴在树上然后四条腿耷拉着的！

云：要不是人类犯贱非花纳税人的钱保护起来

木：然后我就问他 要是熊猫睡着了 掉下来怎么办？

云：估计早就绝种了

木：然后他说 没事的 他们在地上打个滚 就起来了！哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

云：啊？不疼么？

木：他们有肉呀，这就是胖子的好处~

AI-generated translation.

Mu: Yun! I know someone who went to Sichuan to be a giant panda volunteer~ Feeding pandas and cleaning up poop and all that…

Yun: That’s nice, but animals like pandas really should have gone extinct. They’re too lazy and completely unfit for the natural law of survival of the fittest.

Mu: And he said pandas are especially adorable! When they sleep, they lie belly-down on tree branches with all four legs dangling!

Yun: If humans weren’t being ridiculous and spending taxpayers’ money to protect them—

Mu: So then I asked him, what if a panda falls down while asleep?

Yun: Then they probably would have gone extinct long ago.

Mu: And then he said, it’s fine, they just roll around on the ground once and get right back up! Hahahahahahaha

Yun: Huh? Doesn’t that hurt?

Mu: They’ve got padding! That’s the advantage of being chubby~